Thursday, July 12, 2012

Kicheko

A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband:
Lady: I lost my Husband
Inspector: What is his height
Lady: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy
Lady: Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Color of eyes
Lady: Never noticed
Inspector: Color of hair
Lady: Changes according to season
Inspector: What was he wearing
Lady: suit/casuals I don't remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with him ?
Lady: Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain, height 30 
inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is 
slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue 
balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together…. And the lady 
started crying…..

Inspector: Let’s search for the dog first! 

2 comments:

  1. hahahha kabisaa shoga angu, maanake inaonekana ana uchungu na mbwa zaid kuliko mume

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    1. Manake kaona mwanaume hamfai bora athamini mbwa tu....heheheee

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