Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Kicheko


BEDROOM DEMOCRACY 
Young wife, who was becoming
 
frustrated with her young husbands constant demands for sex,
 
decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the
 
amount of times that they will have to make love for the
 
rest of their marriage.
 
While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, 
"Honey, you know I love you, but your never ending
 
 requests for sex are leaving me
 
drained and really tired. So I propose that we only have sex
 
on days that start with the letter 'T', to minimize
 
the frequency of our lovemaking sessions. Don't be mad
 
at me honey, just understand where I am coming from, and let me
 
know if my request is too demanding of you."
 
On her way out the door, she uses a
 
refrigerator magnet and sticks the note to the fridge door,
 
hoping that her sex craved husband will be understanding and
 
accepting of her proposal when he reads it.
 
  
Upon returning home, she glances at
 
the refrigerator and
 
 notices that her note has been replaced with a note from
 
her husband that reads, "Baby, I didn't'
 
realize that I was putting you under so much pressure and
 
I'm sorry.
 
  
I accept your proposal and have even
 
taken the extra step of listing at the bottom of this
 
letter, those days starting with the letter 'T' to
 
make sure that we are on the same
 page. 
  
 1. TUESDAY
 
  
 2. THURSDAY
 
  
 3. TODAY
 
  
 4. TOMORROW
 
  
 P.S. I love you too, and remember
 
it's still TODAY, I am waiting for you
 
upstairs."
 
    
Thank you.

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